John Lowe, P.C.

Cerebral Humor

An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the
following question:

“What is 2 plus 2 ?”

The chemist says immediately circa 10 to the power 1.

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it’s old) and shuffles it
back and forth, and finally announces “approximately 4.0”.

The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem
on his computer, and announces “it lies between 3.98 and 4.02”.

The mathematician cogitates for a while, oblivious to the rest of the
world, then announces: “I don’t what the answer is, but I can tell
you, an answer exists!”.

Philosopher: “But what do you mean by 2 plus 2 ?”

Logician: “Please define 2 plus 2 more precisely.”

The psychologist: Why do you wish to know that?

The sociologist: I don’t know, but is was nice talking about it.

Behavioral Ecologist: A polygamous mating system.

Medical Student : 4
All others looking astonished : How did you know ??
Medical Student : I memorized it.

Accountant: Closes all the doors and windows, looks around carefully,
then asks         “How much do you want it to be?”